Previously, published a negative review of EZ Futures Trading. A mere 72 hours later…It appears that EZ Futures Trading has packed up their wagon full of snake oil, magic trading indicators, and quickly disappeared like a fart in the wind. The web site has now been scraped clean of the richly phony performance metrics and guarantees of get-rich-quick attractiveness.

The website is now useless, contains only pure nonsense.

Even the supposedly “Iron Clad Money Back Guarantee” has disappeared. Whoever was clinging to this promise can now promptly flush it down the nearest toilet.

This appears to be a quick cover-up. Like an ashamed house cat that mistakenly shit on a hardwood floor. Its paws find no purchase and it desperately attempts to hide the turd with imaginary litter. Poor kitty.

Readers react

Over the weekend, several readers sent me private messages. Apparently, I had uncovered only a portion of the scam. My article referenced EZ Futures Trading, Bounce Trade, and XMA Trading. But this was only three of the recent scams. There are a few others:

Masters Of Trading

EZ ProTrading

Super Scalp Trading

Notice how all 6 websites use similar graphics, verbiage, and money back guarantee? Does this guy think we are idiots? Apparently so.

But readers are quick to react and we caught this character pretty quickly.

I will sue you!

Of course, the owner of EZ Futures Trading wasn’t happy and has now promised to sue me in the United States Supreme Court.

In the United States Supreme Court? What a moron.

What he should do is sue me on Judge Judy. He might actually win.

Judge Judy

Readers of are probably not aware but I have been on the Judge Judy show twice. Both times as the defendant. Let me tell you the story…

A good buddy of mine proved to be an out of work actor in San Diego, Ca. He also attended a casting call and was advised that Judge Judy was seeking to hire both plaintiffs and defendants.

Some readers may be shocked to see, but the Judge Judy show would frequently use bogus’court cases’ as filler. In other words, if they couldn’t find any interesting cases in the small claims court system, they’d magically make disputes which Judge Judy could resolve.

My great friend tried out for the part of an angry boyfriend that sued his very best buddy for stealing his fiancee. He hailed the’best friend’ for emotional distress and the expense of the engagement ring. But the show had a’best friend’ and fiancee stealer.

Long story short, I somehow was convinced ($500) by the show’s producers to play the part of the ‘best friend.’

My role was to play a scoundrel that betrayed the trust of his friend. Additionally, I was instructed to be “mouthy” and argumentative with Judge Judy. As you can probably imagine, Judge Judy absolutely destroyed me. My friend was awarded $2,500.

So, EZ Futures Trading…if you are reading this, and the United States Supreme Court refuses to hear your complaint, then I recommend that you immediately submit your complaint to the Judge Judy show. Your case is nearly 100% guaranteed to be picked up. Considering that I am 0-2, your chances are great! What do you have to lose?

And the best part is that if Judge Judy takes the case, they pay all of your travel expenses.

Thanks for reading.