published a review of The Stock Whisperer a while back. We gave it low marks. Really low.

The person who owns the company, a stunning woman named Stephanie Kammerman was purporting to become some sort of financial mystic. Apparently, while she had been working as a stock agents assistant (aka: chilly caller) she had been awarded the”secret” to something really magical…something called’Dark Pools.’

This mystical sounding name’Dark Pools’ is the form of language we find in a children’s book. It conjures images of unicorns, leprechauns, Hansel and Gretel, and dancing fairies. However, lets now blow the smoke away and be totally honest — there is nothing magical or mystical regarding’Dark Pools.’

In fact, dark pools are just part of the securities ecosystem in which stocks are bought and sold. If you own a Vanguard mutual fund, or a Robinhood stock account, or a lame account at TD Ameritrade…then you are using ‘Dark Pools.’

The name ‘Dark Pools’ and any information gleamed from buying and selling on ‘Dark Pools’ is completely useless. In fact, the trading activity on ‘Dark Pools’ mimics exactly the trading activity on the NYSE or the NASDAQ.

However, Stephanie latched onto this corny and mystical sounding name and is milking it like a prized cow. Or bull, depending on her mood.

Stephanie Kammerman 93% winning trades?

According to Stephanie, she wields this bewitching black pools crap and wins 93 percent of her transactions. And in accordance with our previous review, we’d calculated her investment yields in the thousands of percent each year. Obviously, we achieved to her through our very first inspection, and she had no verifiable track record to discuss.Rather, the best she’s currently provide are”video files” along with a piles of black bits of newspaper unceremoniously plopped involving folders. It’s really strange. And supposed to act as some kind of”evidence” of her investment art. Who would really believe something really corny and absurd? If anybody can create this wonderful history, why are they selling it at a publication?

Apparently, several readers that reached out me to declared, ” The book, it’s nonsense” and “a work of pure fiction.” Another person quipped, “I got the book for free, but she scammed on the shipping costs.”

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Yet another person declared, “I was hoping to see her topless” and “yep, I am fool for a pretty face.”

Stripper Pole Economics

If there is one thing most male readers agree. She is a sexy looking lady. There is definitely something about her that oozes sex appeal. For us guys in our 50’s and 60’s, she really knows how to ring that bell.

And that’s why, I believe, she has been so successful at the ‘Investment Educational’ game. Her niche is pretty simple. She suckers us middle aged idiots into her chat room. We get to talk to a pretty girl. Sure, we have to pay for the pleasure. But its all basically benign and corny.

The T Spot

Apparently, he found the “T-Spot.”

What is funny is that she offers the “special treatment” education for a few thousand dollars more, and some other corny and sexually charged language about her “T spot” and other special secrets. One can only fantasize what we get for $4k.

Middle aged guys, like myself, are completely dopey and unprepared when an attractive lady lavishes us with attention. And Stephanie is a pro at appealing to our vulnerabilities. She is a master entertainer and really good singer.

Another thing I find really funny…if you Google search Stephanie Kammerman, one of the most common queries is “Is Stephanie Kammerman married?” and “Stephanie Kammerman husband.” Google would not place these queries in their native search box unless people are searching for this exact question.

Another sucker.

Isn’t that just pathetic? Us middle aged fools actually got the attention of Google and they attempted to answer that query. No, I wont be telling you whether she is married or single because…its a secret.

Dark Pool Secrets: the infomercial.

For those that need a little extra entertainment, you have to check out Stephanie’s sticky sweet, and outrageously stupid informercial.

The REAL Dark Pool Secrets

For those that really want to learn about the secrets of the “Dark Pools” then I would recommend that read Michael Lewis’s book: Flash Boys. A Wall Street Revolt.

Also, I wrote a review of Flash Boys awhile back. In my opinion, anyone that actively trades stocks should read this book. It will give you the inside dope on how ‘Dark Pools’ really work on Wall Street.

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